Saturday, November 15, 2008

Funniest Stage To Sell story I ever heard

This happened decades ago.

My friend and her husband sold their house as part of a very amicable divorce. The house sold quickly to a retired military family. The buyers did not request a home inspection.

At the closing, someone asked the father why they made such a fast decision.

He explained that he used the "white glove" treatment to find out how well the sellers had maintained the house. In the kitchen, he ran his finger under the stove's vent hood and filter. Both were spotless. From that, he knew the sellers were fanatical about home maintenance. So, he knew the house was in superb shape.

After the closing my friend and her ex went to lunch. During lunch my friend remarked, "In all the time we lived there, I don't think I ever turned the stove on or prepared a meal at home. Did you?"

The ex replied, "Nope, never did. .....I wonder if the stove works?"

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